I have a massive bruise on my left forearm from a kettlebell. It’s where I got sloppy putting the kettlebell in the rack position during the warmup in Oly class this week. And it’s the bruise that my sweater doesn’t always conceal at work.
One of the ladies at work saw it and asked if I had an IV.
Me: Oh, ha-ha, no… that’s from a kettlebell.
Her: Oh no! A kettlebell! Yikes! (Co-worker’s) husband smushed his finger off with a kettlebell. They kept it, but Dr. (so-and-so) couldn’t reattach it. I stay away from those things.
Me: What was he doing?
Her: He was balancing on one and it tipped over and smashed his finger. Took it right off.
Me: Oh, yeah, well, that sounds pretty rare. I wasn’t doing that.
Her: I’ll stick with my thing, thanks.
Ummmm… OK.
I’m really not that bad with a kettlebell. It takes some skill, but they’re pretty damn cool.
Kettlebells were in Thursday’s WOD, and we set up for it with some strength training.
Sumo Deadlift
5×3
Results: 125-145-(no time, but I was going to attempt 165)
I feel like I did much better on my deadlifts, because I’ve been following Coach Travis Holley’s 365 Days of Strength series on his blog. He’s written several posts on the deadlift, and one on setting up for the deadlift that was really informative. And I think his tips really helped me out, because 145# didn’t feel as heavy and hard as I expected.
3 rounds
21 Sumo Deadlift High Pull w/ KB (M 1.5 pood / W 1 pood)
15 KB swings
9 Handstand pushups
This WOD was a sprint!
Time: 6:53 @ 1 pood (35#), HSPUs on box
I’m happy to report that there were no smashed fingers or other injuries due to kettlebells.
Hee-hee.



